Umlaut is Germany's finest boy band. Boner is America's sluttiest chick band. Either way... it's a party. So don't come if you're square.
Umlaut plays Friday at East Coast at 9:30. Boner plays Woody's on Saturday. Cheers.
Go see HOSS, Give 'er hell, piggies, bailey stauford, electric shoes, the new lie, pterrordactyl, and everyone else i can't think of right now!
